.:: The Ugly Virus ::.
THE UGLY VIRUS: I remember where I was when the Ugly virus started… Do you!? Take Away The Ugly is here to solve your Zombie problem! No longer will you have to be subject to a bunch of lunatic aliens trying to eat your brains & money. Our experiments range in frequency, tempo, and style. In hopes to cure the Ugly Virus once and for all, please follow the recommended dosage below.
RECOMMENDED DOSAGE: Play any of the above albums on repeat 400 times in a row (or more). Avoid all radio stations playing any form of “pop” or “pop-like” music. Buy everything on this site! Quit your job, obey your dog, always kick ass & chew bubblegum.
DO NOT CONSULT PHYSICIAN: As with any medication, please do not consult your physician. Physicians are often Zombies thanks to that terrible lobby music – seriously, where does that crap come from? There isn’t a hot enough place in hell for that stuff to burn in!