The Bass Player Graveyard

Take Away The Ugly - Bass Player Graveyard
Take Away The Ugly - We're Gonna Need A Bigger Boat


At the start of our journey, Chris played his way through We’re Gonna Need a Bigger Boat. Spawning the bass sound on tunes like “Unemployed for the Holidays” and “Rockability”. Fortunately, a massive swarm of zombies ate his brains as he locked the door but left the windows open. His last words where “If I come back as a zombie, I’m eating you first”… Chris did return as a zombie, and Scags killed him.

Scags (Scagalione)

Since Chris was no longer able to play the bass. Scags was the perfect fit. His long flowing locks, combined with his personality and wit, just worked! Scags quickly forged his way through an exceptionally recorded Operation Fun!. After many gig’s together, we lost Scags to a violent hair dryer accident… But we’re not going to talk about that.

Stick Jones

Only fitting we’d have a new bass player for each album. It’s helped! Each player has had a different sound and different talents. Combining them all together and more, we’ve now got Stick Jones. Stick is the next bass player to have his brains eaten by zombies, and since this hasn’t happened yet – we figured we’d go on writing an album. TATU#3 in the making…